Who is Your Superhero – Colleen and Alan Baltis

Mensa Man

(Sung to the tune of the Underdog theme)

Image: Jared

Image: Jared

There’s no need to fear! Mensa Man is here!

When idiots in this world appear,
Invade your intellectual sphere,
And prattle ‘til you’re bored to tears,
The cry goes out to straight and queer
For Mensa Man! Mensa Man! Mensa Man! Mensa Man!

Reads like lightning, snores like thunder,
Tears the grading curve asunder,
Mensa Man! Ooh Aah, Mensa Man! Mensa Man!

You fail, ignore, retry, abort,
And still can’t find your printer port.
Your long-term memory comes up short –
Where do you look for tech support?
To Mensa Man! Mensa Man! Mensa Man! Mensa Man!

Reads like lightning, snores like thunder,
Tears the grading curve asunder,
Mensa Man! Ooh Aah, Mensa Man!

You need more than a dilettante
To comprehend Descartes or Kant.
On Wittgenstein he’s au courant,
So, QED, the whiz you want
Is Mensa Man! Mensa Man! Mensa Man! Mensa Man!

Reads like lightning, snores like thunder,
Tears the grading curve asunder,
Mensa Man! Ooh Aah, Mensa Man!

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